It is beyond me as to why relatively big groups of boys (18 to early 20s) tend to stand/hang out ON the dance floor — (like there’s no other fucking place in the club for their weak shit) awkwardly standing around, checking their phones while looking out for potential prey when there clearly aren’t any within close proximity. Not only are these guys dressed horribly, they unnecessarily take up every precious inch of my dancing space.

Wankers.